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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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