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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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