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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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