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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊
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