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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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