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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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