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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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