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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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