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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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