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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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