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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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