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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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