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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘
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