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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗
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