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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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