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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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