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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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