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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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