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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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