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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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