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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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