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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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