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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍
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