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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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