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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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