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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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