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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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