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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁
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