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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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