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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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