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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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