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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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