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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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