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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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