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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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