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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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