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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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