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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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