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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛
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