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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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