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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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