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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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