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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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