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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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