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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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