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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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