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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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