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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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