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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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