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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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