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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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